doctor: popcicles are just pure sugar.
skwizgaar: sos theys pures greates!
skwizgaar: everyone on this page says we have to cut out thems carcobidrates.
toki: yeas no mores of thems cargobidrates.
nathan: what are carcomirates?
skwizgaar: oh you know likes, pasketti, uh..
toki: bread.
skwizgaar: papertowels.
toki: kleenex and napkins.
muderface: why don’t we have popsicles? like for snacks so we’re not having our one big meal?
pickles: aren’t popcicles shaped in a you know what?
skwizgaar: no no that doesn’t sound right to me.
nathan: skwizgaar, popcicles are like drinking a glass of water. are we supposed to cut out water too?
pickles: yeah what are we supposed to do? not eat popcicles?
skwizgaar: alright, alright. popscockles we can have.
nathan: i don’t know how to say this so i’m just gonna say it, we are having a weight problem.
pickles: too fat to fit in our own clothes!
offendson: you all look.. exactly the same as usual.
murderface: you’re saying that we’ve always been this fat!
offendson: i’ve never used the word fat.
toki: hes gets insides your head guys, that’s what he does.
nathan: we need to loose weight, ALRIGHT?
offendson: okay, we’ll put you on an exercise plan, cut out the fatty foods and sugar-
nathan: what the fuck?!
offendson: well that’s the only way to loose weight.
murderface: fuck that i’d rather die from fatness.
nathan: i second that. i’d rather die then cut out sugar i love sugar!
pickles: hey am i going crazy or are these clothes a little tight? like extra tight?
skwigaar: yeas i feels like i’ms sausage, you know?
muderface: ah just stop with the innuendos please.
murderface: how can you put that in your mouth?
pickles: what are you talking about, it’s a hotdog.
muderface: yeah how could you even eat that?
pickles: are you trying to tell me you’ve never had a hot dog?
murderface: i’m not gonna put something shaped like that in my mouth!
toki: whats about a banana?
muderface: no!
nathan: what about a sausage?
muderface: no!
skwizgaar: whats abouts a sausage? thats has been cuts up ins little pieces?
muderface: uh, no skwizgaar? ‘cause it looks like a chopped up cock.
nathan: uh okay how about a sandwich?
murderface: like a flat one? yeah i’ll eat that…
nathan: okay! okay! how about a sandwich that’s shaped like a dick?
murderface: NO! that’s the point! what kinds of sandwiches are shaped like dicks, anyway?
nathan: uh i don’t know.
pickles: wow you just think about penises in mouth all the time, don’t you?
mr. selatcia: let dethklok venture into the blackness that is… fashion.
muderface: even though we are venturing into the world of fashion i assure you all…. i am not gay.
nathan: we want to make the most brutal clothes in recorded history. we plan on making clothes metal. literally and figuratively. that is all!
skwigaar skwigelf - i’ms a god
